me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

hamishh:

this was when i sold my soul to this fucking show

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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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